I could drink a case o’ her, bud

No you’re not

Truth doesn’t care if it’s a logical fallacy. The pancake/waffle thing holds a lotta water!

Might actually be a sick name if we ever get a paper-thin origami phone

Pizza is and has always been salad, you dick noodle

Whitest peopletwitter ever

There’s no way they’re that sm-

What

I could really use an inverted ok-hand emoji right about now

I can’t pronounce that shit! Take your monmahogany somewhere else!

Frickin love wendigoon, I’ll say it

In my head “mrrrrp” reads as more of a fart noise, specifically a rising tone squeaky one, so yeah I just thought I’d share that with everyone

If you think about it, this was also true in the 80s, but because the hardware sucked. Good thing we learned better design so we can have things like AI

My brother in Christ, is your steering wheel not your car?

Fuck, it’s me and I’ve never even been to Japan

They say just by commenting you’re entering an agreement to take one with you and it’s a legally binding contract haha oh noooo

When you and your parents share the same generational trauma. That’s the Mr Rogers Effect!

Best part is I’ve actually heard great things about Digger and I can’t wait to see it.

And I mean make this a feminist Nazi-sploitation movie a la X + Inglorious basterds and it’s nearly pandering.

Hollywood can’t do well and do well, though.

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What the actual fuck, how are we rebooting movies left and right but not making this? She’s called the Bad Dürrenberg shaman for christsake. Get Robert Eggers on this shit stat!