As long as that’s cured meat and not raw ground beef I’ll give it a pass

Use within a day and a half or else

Biden had Dark Brandon; Obama’s always just been Obama. Is he too powerful? Is Barack Hussein his stand?

These are the things I wonder

Reduce…

Reuse…

ecyc e…

For the cultured

Hot take: Boris still had better hair than trump

Here I am, an American using libreoffice, with even less of an idea about what’s going on

Kinda true but kinda not. Language alone can affect our perception. Some don’t have a word for green or blue, and orange is indistinguishable from light brown given context.

Even when we are almost definitely seeing the same things, there’s a lot that can differ.

This but 10 years ago for real

I like how the tits’ tits are bifurcated

Where did the can come from? Does this require soup?

It still fucks me up when I remember led zeppelin is British. Just the sound of them makes me picture some dude with a Camaro pregaming a Budweiser in the parking lot.

This is such obvious Fake News. It’s clearly a scar from the mandible of a tiny human, or possibly a faerie

Good thing it’s not running on bare metal, amirite

Oh god, nobody look at org-mode 😳

Apple also said its anti-CSAM tool will not allow the company to see or scan a user’s photo album. It will only scan photos that are shared on iCloud.

The system will look for matches, securely on the device, based on a database of hashes of known CSAM images provided by child safety organisations.

Scanning yes, viewing no.

I remember hearing about that though. On first glance that shouldn’t be possible with what apple says they do. I feel like there was another detail I can’t recall that made more sense of it, but maybe not.

If you read the article, they don’t.

Is this what actually got people to microwave their phones? I never saw these and thought it stemmed from fake videos. The design is pretty on point tbh

Unironically, what about Blizz?

The body standards are out of this warudo

I will always appreciate the blink182 version