Surprised to see Zion on this list.

curry flops so much on his threes

Ausar seems to play with zero reaction to the whistle.

CP3 is untrustworthy and probably lied about this the same way he flops, fakes, and cheats at every opportunity of the game.

Or maybe CP is just a big choker that complains too much. Maybe Foster is doing the league a great service by keeping that bitch in check.

what she was hoping to get out of this meeting and “gift”

Court side seats are too risky for little kids, babies, fragile old people, and pregnant woman.

It makes more sense if it was the other way around, with the NBA sponsoring the YMCA.

That’ll leave the balls wide open for the notorious CP nut punch.

I hope the team leaves OKC and moves to Vegas. because fuck OKC for stealing it away from Seattle.

Lost the ball, flopped to ground. That’s so Marcus

that was a weak ass attempt tho. Curry tried hitting the backboard without making a real effort to make the shot or avoid the block.

I heard a goblin yell Chick Fil A

This is Shaq being insecure about his position in the all-time NBA ranking of dominant big men. Whenever a new big star shows up, his rank could drop another notch, so he does everything in his power to talk shit and manipulate public opinion. It just shows how small and petty he is. The new players and the viewers don’t deserve to be subjected to the desperate and jealous ramblings of that unhappy oaf.

Always knew Marcus Smart was hella overrated.

Chris Paul the type to throw a bitch-fit if someone did this to him.

Bet Chris Paul would be offended and complain to the refs for a T if someone else did this to him.

This feels like a sketch from “I Think You Should Leave”

Bitch always cheating

Kmart is one of the dumbest and most unlikable nba players ever. Combine the Morris twins into one person and you end up with Kenyon the idiot Martin. He was dirty as shit too.