Does it make a tiny squeal or a farting noise??

Ah thanks. I guess I’m indifferent. My wife keeps fretting that when she has sex with her boyfriend that it bothers me. Far from it. They could fuck in front of me and I wouldn’t care at all. We’ve been together for 10 years and she still doesn’t understand that I don’t do jealousy or envy.

I’m asexual as well. However I don’t find sex repugnant at all. I do enjoy it, I just have no interest in it. Is there a different term for those two different types of asexuality?

My state already does this but it would be nice if the whole country did it.

Jackie Chan is that you?

Do James Earl Jones playing Peter Griffin.

Because I can detect the slightest variations in pitch I almost never sing as I am not a good singer. Nails on a chalkboard. With other people I can ignore it.

Aha! Can you eat your boogers without a finger then?

ICAO FTW

We could get @assassassin to scream it out.

Welcome to the hell of perfect pitch.

My cat loves to drink me soup.

Interesting thought. I transferred files I wrote in the 80s over the years from system to system, and still have those. I’ve upgraded my parts so many times it must be at least 10 distinct PCs could be made out of all the parts.

The hardware has all changed.

Pilot thy meat elsewhere heathen.

Can we also toss the worm brain guy?

I had the exact same thought.

It’s such a cheesy and dumb movie and I love it ever so much.

I’ve tried to get my wife to record me snoring, giggling and talking in my sleep. I want to hear it so bad.

Why are you intolerant of avocados? What did they do to you?

We’re getting older and fatter are two of the reasons.