I wonder if there is any point at which China starts to look more appealing…? I know that’s easy to say as someone with no experience in China, but we are speedrunning the dystopian shit here.

I’m doing it right now and it’s fine.

Or will be in short order.

This looks amazing, thanks.

Daggerfall, maybe? Beat the game, side quests, visit every location.

Then you understand the gravity of the situation.

I’m not sure they’re unrelated.

Woodpeckers don’t even seem to have penises, at all?

Hold him under and he’ll panic and turn the water to wine. Kinda like a squid.

Your poor fucking coworkers. You seem so pleased with yourself. 🤮

One modern one that deserves a mention: 8-Bit Christmas.

That one will likely stick around for us. So well done.

Liar. Prove it.

EarthBound?

Don’t be mean.

Hey-oh.

I’m open to being tricked into reading about potatoes…

By the way, how attached were you to your…er…pussy?

You say that until Grok-enabled Tesla bots are walking around, one glitch away from inventing the 51st shade of gray in public.

$5 is a good deal.

The scientific term is juicy.