i’ve been drinking 25 cups of coffee a day lately. in my defense, it’s half caff

i was wondering the same thing, lmao. i think elon picked the wrong tweet to reply to. before we know it #bloodygangbangwoman will be trending

Linux gaming? I just play HKIA on my macbook

tbh it’s fine and i use it a lot more than bash.

i’m no line expert but i see a teeny tiny downward trend

If you like getting bird shit on your newly washed car, you’re gonna LOVE getting dog shit on it

touch your mother

would’ve been better without “deliriously”. brevity is the soul of wit, meaning a five syllable adverb has no fucking place in any joke

I have a feeling that all the OpenAI employees switch to Claude once they leave work

im gonna show up to one of them in an ice cream truck but CREAM will be in big letters so people know i’m not the bad ice

fuck the tbilisi tpolisi

Ancient Aliens has entered the chat

ls -U #GEAUX TIGERS!

they don’t call them “froggos”, they’re just “frogs”. a frog is either a pepe or an apu. an apu is like a cute lil pepe

wc -l should give you the same thing with the long names since the line count is still the same

it can only come from years of browsing the chans and saving every frog you see. jk i think there’s a huge frog database online you can download

that really is a terrifying feeling

i ctrl+c my fucking face off when that happens.

oh and in case y’all can’t read it, the command is cat * in /bin

i sensed this post coming, that’s why i got a tall glass of water before reading it