obviously nothing about this scenario is funny, but the complete lack of success to this kidnapping is at least a silver lining. Horrible couple of idiots. Reminds me of that Adam Rowe bit about the suicide bomber in Liverpool who harmed nobody but himself and only caused like £150 worth of damage to a taxi with nobody in it

ridiculous 24 hours for the family. Saw someone on twitter say now that they’re safe Diaz can play today as if it’s not been the most psychologically draining day for him possible, our game kicks off in less than 3 hours ffs give the lad a minute. Delighted everything is okay with them.