What are you crying about, I gotta walk out of here alone?

What kind “man” does it take to be so far up Trump’s ass?

Repeat after me. “I” state your name.

“I state your name.”

Three dicks are a bridge too far, I’m afraid.

Get Mike Tyson to ask His Orangeness some hardball questions and see his “tough guy” act dissolve.

If you get that much just for voting for him, imagine the riches that will be bestowed on you once he’s elected! It’s a win win!

Modest, as always, Trump felt that he owed it to the American people to finally come clean about his true, heroic activities on 9/11.