He did not say where the money would come from.
Prison terms and conditions may apply.
Reminder that 80% of people don’t read past the headline - most people will believe the lie even if they only see it here. News outlets know this, so the headline should be “Trump breaks the law and commits election fraud with false claims about payments to voters” or whatever.
Even if they win he still won’t pay.
Thank God. I already spent my DOGE and tariff checks.
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Fuck it at this point I’m gonna start betting against this shit on polymarket or kalshi or whatever
The sky high gas prices this fucking piece of shit personally created have not only ravaged us at the pumps, but also ravaged every delivery driver… Driving ALL costs up
This fucker owes us FAR more than 5k, man.
He did not say where the money would come from.
Same place the tariff rebates came from: nowhere.
Not to mention all the tariffs collected by him don’t add up to 250m americans x $5000, not even close. In a way, I hope the americans believe him, so that they don’t give the rest of the world any hope that the US can be reasonable, but on the other hand, jesus f christ we’ve all had enough of the sweaty tangerine
You know what’d be better? Electing DSA candidates all across the country, taxing all the billionaires and megacorps, and redistributing that wealth unconditionally to everyone as $5000 UBI checks every year
But but that’s socialism
this uh…illegal. then again…when you elect a criminal you should expect them to commit crimes.
It reminds me of Batman the first Tim Burton one in 1989, in which the Joker promises to give away a ton of money in the town square (so he can kill them all with poison gas).
I’m also reminded of the anti-union signs that suggest getting a game console instead of paying union dues.
The game console poster is so cartoonishly evil it loops around to being a little funny
I’d say 2500 now and 2500 later, good to see politicians buying our votes
If I am elected president, I will give every American 50,000.
$50,002 if i get elected
I give every American $5 and promise that you never hear from Trump again.
Your username makes me laugh. We had two orange cats that would routinely open their mouths to meow but nothing came out. Everyone in the house would use a Trump voice and call it “fake mews.”
$50,001 if I’m elected
Probably coming from all the taxes they’ve taken from us and which we will have to pay back next year anyway, so this is just a gimmick for his idiot followers again.
But I absolutely love being bribed with my own money!
It’s not coming from anywhere because he has no intention of sending them.
Oh you’re def right about that. Trump would much rather start WW3, hide away in his golden sphere, and send everybody else to fight rather than do anything that would actually benefit anybody but himself.
Definitely, totally not because they’re giving socialism to red states from blue states. Totally not that.
~270,000,000 adult Americans X $5,000
$1,350,000,000,000.
Right.
Oh, just another Trillion to the debt of $40T… no big deal, right? Man, who do we have to write to write off that debt? No one is buying it, and we have to buy it home. It’s an ouruborus of debt at this point.
Will Mexico pay for it, too?
… by the way, how are you doing on releasing those tax returns? Any progress?
Also, I’m still eagerly awaiting your massive health care bill that you said you’d release… 10 years ago.
