Meanwhile, in real life, that record skews much more heavily towards the cats at like 4 billion per year to like a couple hundred.

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Lol this is some great conspiracy theory thinking here:

"3 things could have happened. 1, which is most likely, 2 which is less likely, but could happen, and 3 which is incredibly unlikely but fun to talk about.

Here is a SMALL piece of reasoning that could, if you stretch it real far and look at it sideways could make 3 true.

Now that we KNOW 3 is true, let’s discuss the ramifications!"