He’s got three more years to see how many faces he can eat.

That’s more hives than I expected.

Fair enough. My eyes glazed over at the long list of traitors, though that’s my fault not yours.

Don’t forget Hegseth.

I was aiming for fuckcars but missed.

Lowest point so far.

Have faith in Donald.

“Why would democrats do this?”

Gas prices typically include 9/10 of a cent. Just to fuck with you.

National service should be a universal duty. We should, as a society, seriously consider moving away from an all-volunteer force and only fight the next war if everyone shares in the risk and the cost.

You first, Alex. I’m sure the military could use your help on the front lines in Iran. Go capture Kharg island.

They used to be fucked in the head.

They still are, but they used to, too.

Generally.

On the one hand, I feel sorry for the troops.

On the other hand, we fucking told you so.

I’m glad these lunatics have gone fully mask-off. We can see how fucking stupid they are.

What a bittersweet event.

I feel like the ink defense might have been a clue that the octopus wasn’t in the mood to be manhandled.

“Here” meaning the Beetlejuice! Musical?

This is the guy who complains about affordable housing, right?

Shut up, Sean.

Patel has publicly proclaimed that the FBI needs to demonstrate that it is “fierce,” and officials I spoke with said that he is fixated on that image in private as well. He recently expressed frustration with the look of FBI merchandise, complaining that it isn’t intimidating enough.

Our superiors.

You can walk away and be criticized for going your own way instead.