The best president of diarrhea and logorrhea.

Whoever MAGA supports could walk into court covered in pig shit, the decapitated head of a 12 year girl on his head and a fleshlight mounted on his cock sticking out of pants and that’s OWNING THE LIBS!!!

Poor Onion

Likely?

It’s called buying votes.

Betcha he’s going to pave over the whole pool and paint some blue shit on it cause he’s a fucking moron.

Just keep printing money

Goatsed is sudden

In his ass

Ms Lindsey started the trifecta rule so don’t rest easy Moscow Mitch.

Wasn’t she flying around in the Mile High Club with her boyfriend the whole time?

Extra secret sauce on his Big Macs please!!!

With this administration, the line between explosive logorrhea and explosive diarrhea is blurred.

Hope he survives a massive debilitating stroke. Couldn’t happen to deserving guy.

Five ways? You mean six impeachments.

They are the foundation

There are no unemployed violent extremists in America now. Thanks ICE!

Crossroads? It’s not like you have a choice. It started as a gradual slope, but you’re mid-slide now and there’s no going back to your peak.

Republicans also don’t properly wash their asses cause touching themselves there is gay.

Time to ignore SCOTUS