“So… Linda. How did Tim do at his first day at school?”
Inside voice: I could give a flaming shit about your crotch goblin. I just don’t want to be outted as an emotionless lizard person. Please Satan make this a quick story, so I can go back to my soul crushing labor.
That basically sounds like me at a party lol.
Thank you for your service to the empire
Same and everyday of my life at work.
“So… Linda. How did Tim do at his first day at school?”
Inside voice: I could give a flaming shit about your crotch goblin. I just don’t want to be outted as an emotionless lizard person. Please Satan make this a quick story, so I can go back to my soul crushing labor.