Spanish climate activists sprayed red paint across a superyacht owned by billionaire Walmart heiress Nancy Walton Laurie in Barcelona on Friday, the second time the yacht has been the target of protests in the past two months.
Fire is harder to wash off
I have an idea. Destroying it probably just gets written off from insurance.
Wash the boat with undiluted pine sol.
Literally no damage done to the boat will ever actually financially harm the bitchionaire. That’s not the goal of protest - though it’s certainly a bonus when it’s achievable.
So it slips out of the water. Smart.
What does undiluted pinesol do?
Undiluted pine sol is the smell of pine, but it is incredibly strong, and takes forever to get rid of.
Back on reddit there was a story about some soldiers that resorted to it to “speed clean” the smell of their training facility. It’s far more effective in an enclosed space.
They’ll sue for emotional damage or some rich person bullshit idk
You’re right they shouldn’t set fire to the boat
Even harder when you spray with gasoline first.
Cleanse the yacht with holy fire!
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Everyone’s complaining that this doesn’t do anything and is counter productive, but you know what this looks like to me?
Propaganda of the deed. Someone will look at this and think “I know better things to spray her superyacht with than paint…”
Make sure it’s something that will take her servants an extra hard time to clean
The bottom of the ocean would be pretty hard to clean.
They should put the billionaire on the bottom of the ocean, not the boat. The boat might be useful for something.
Billionaire’s yacht? Hardly. But it may be scrapped. Expensive furniture and tech sold, high quality engine and parts repurposed.
Yeah, then her servants would have to start filing paperwork and have another yacht pulled out of storage while they design the new one.
Not if the bottom-of-the-ocean thing happens when the oligarch in question is on board.
ADMIRALTY ORDERS
To Cpt. S. Technique
‘Intercept Walmart billionaire’s megayacht KAOS en route to extinction, INTENT ON CARRYING US ALL TO THOSE WATERS…Sink, Burn, or take her a Prize’
As an added bonus lots of chemicals and crap will be put into the environment.
Yup this sounds productive to vandalize someone’s boat.
Supposedly they used biodegradable paint. On that measure, you can’t fault them.
Tell us you didn’t read the article without saying that. Plus even if they had used normal paint, that’s literally nothing compared to what this yacht does on a regular basis.
Good. Symbolic protests are a way to surface issues suppressed by the dominant ideology. If it gets any media coverage it is a success.
All billionaires are ethically in the wrong.
Not really but this one in particular is the Michael Jordan of drunk driving and I believe got away with manslaughter.
Yes, really. There are no ethically sound reasons for a person to have all this money when there is so much inequality. Moreover, there is no ethical ways to accumulate all this money. If you are billionaire either you or your daddy had to do a lot of explicitly unethical shit, and in order to retain it, you have to do unethical shit, actively, right now.
Capitalism, no matter how benign, and well intended, is literally exploiting labor from those who are lesss fortunate. And thanks to that malignant leprechaun Milton Friedman, every MBA since thinks that they’re legally bound to maximize dividends for investors instead of compensating the people who do the actual production. It’s obscene, sociopathic, and literally evil. But if Jeebus didn’t want them to rich, they wouldn’t be, right?
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Bigot.
Expound.
Fuck yeah. They should live in constant and non-stop fear of the people they hoard from
“Fear”
You really think they give a shit? About something like this? They just pay someone $200 to clean the yacht. Sink it and they just buy a new one. This isn’t anything.
Lol you haven’t seen many rich people have you? This is definitely something they fear.
Oh ok. That’s fair I guess if you’ve found a better way. What have you done?
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Ok how many unions or political organizations are you directly involved in? If the answer isn’t something above bare minimum then I’m still firmly on team fuck superyachts.
Are you the person that spray painted the yacht? If not, then you’re just talking shit and doing nothing.
That’s better than telling people doing anything to stop 🙃
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I stopped shopping at Walmart and started shopping on Amazon. By switching what billionaires I support I am going my part.
Sad thing is, Amazons profit margins on their shopping shit is razor thin. It’s AWS that is making bank, and that’s like half of the servers on the internet.
They SHOULD, but this won’t accomplish that.
Let’s think of something better.
Look no further than medieval French engineering!
Time for some TrebuchetMemes?
Did you know a trebuchet can use a counterweight to throw a 90KG projectile over 300 metres?
All jokes aside, and we might agree in some specifics -
Any new order that was established needs to limit the violence as much as possible. Because revolutionary violence as often as not eats the children of revolution.
In the meantime though…
Good read
Governments should stop billionaires. Tax them 100% income tax after a certain amount of income, tax them 50%% of their networth yearly after a certain amount of value.
The government is now controlled, more or less, by said billionaires - too late?
I don’t think there ever was a time where not the richest were in power. From warlords to kings and now politicians in the pockets of CEO’s or shareholders by extension, people in power amass riches and with it more power.
Your post makes it sound like it was any different in the past. I certainly don’t remember that.
Nah, there’s more to tinker with, but fixable.
100% agreed, billionaires should not exist. It’s absolutely disgusting that they do. They’ll take and take and take and take some more. If you haven’t seen it yet, please check out this site visualizing Jeff Bezos’ wealth. These people believe that they owe nothing to a society that gave them the tools, infra, security, and workforce for their companies to succeed. The level of excess is really unfathomable, and this chart is like Power of Ten for helping you understand the difference in a few zeros.
More mandatory overtime for her staff. She’ll never know it happened unless one of her social media managers sees it on Twitter and mentions it to her.
And then they buy more red spray paint on Amazon because Walmart was out .
Side note, didn’t the movie company make bank from people buying those V for Vendetta masks to protest against corporations or something? Vague memory of it
Yeah, between Anonymous and Occupy Wall Street those masks were very profitable for the people being protested against.
I’m sure their brief and ultimately pointless unpopularity was well compensated for by those extra revenues.
That’s what I don’t get.
The owner of the yacht doesn’t give a shit. It’s beneath them.
Those activists just made a headache for the working class crew who run the yacht.
Good work sticking it to the man’s working class employees! /S
They got their message on international news, and they did it targeting the super wealthy instead of blocking traffic or otherwise hindering innocent people. Frankly I don’t care if the crew has a ‘headache’ being paid to clean up some biodegradable paint, they’re just being paid for one task instead of another. What actual harm of any kind has this done? The benefit might be small but it’s nonzero unlike what most of us are doing.
they did it targeting the super wealthy instead of blocking traffic or otherwise hindering innocent people
Reminds me that the point of protest is to be disruptive. Oh, you’re blocked on your way to do your job? Your job is to do your job, not to fight other workers on behalf of your employer
I don’t get the whole ‘protest should not ever inconvenience anyone, ever’ line of thinking- if I’m travelling for work and I get stuck in traffic behind a protest, I bill my time and that’s how I pass the disruption signal along to where it needs to land
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They’re creating jobs by fucking up the yacht aren’t they?
Or is it only billionaires that “create jobs” when they fuck up the entire world?
Because targeted vandalism is easier and more satisfying to animalistic urges than the long work of organizing political backing, running for office, enacting societal change
Mate people have been trying all that since the 70s and it didn’t achieve much
How dare these activists do anything other than overthrowing the government and instituting a socialist utopia. I just can’t support this.
Let’s make it a third time
Uhoh we’re out of paint
Manure is pretty cheap.
Also, manure is a good source of potassium nitrate…
What an incendiary thought.
Yeah the people in this thread are full of it lol
Scuttle it next time.
We gotta get the orcas in on this one.
It would be super easy to get away with sinking known billionaire yachts worldwide if you do it right.
warg into the orcas?
Warm? Nah they’ve been doing it for fun. Just give them a lot of points for this one.
Scuba certified activists. Sabotage the hull or fuck up the prop.
ITT: People who don’t think $100m+ yachts have countermeasures for attacks like this.
Yeah, one of the big countermeasures being the people who live on board, as in, the crew. I hope they can sleep at night knowing they killed a working class schmuck. Fire, or these more outlandish ideas of explosives and scuba shit, will almost certainly get the crew members if it’s enough to actually sink a yacht like this.
Hey look part of the crew died. Part has serious ptsd. And all that are left alive just lost their jobs. Meanwhile the billionaire has the boat insured so he gets his money back.
Super yachts are built similar to cruise liners. Compartmentalised below the water line. You breach one, it gets detected and will seal it off. They are obviously gonna be connected to several alert systems and will notify the owner or whomever is in charge of maintenance. If anyone does manage to damage the hull, gonna have to do it more than once.
How do you sink a boat that big? Get a drill that can work under water? Explosives are too hard to make. Maybe burn it with a Molotov?
For a boat that big, you can get into the idea of an economic loss. For example, flooding the engine room for long enough can ruin the engines, and make the cost and time of repair high enough that you can practically rebuy the boat with the price.
Obviously it is insured, but insurance goes up when you’re the target of economic terror attacks (To think I live in world where I get to type that sentence). Also there would be the wait for a new vessel. And maybe… just maybe, the Waltons might think, “hey, maybe some people are upset we have a $110 million boat while our employees are on food stamps.”
I suppose if your goal is mere spite, making it no longer an enjoyable benefit for her to have a personal yacht would be a win.
Underwater cutting torch. Edit: now I’m bullshitting. No idea whether somebody would get sucked into the hole or whether there are underwater cutting rigs that don’t rely on surface support.
Yeah you wouldn’t even have to make a circle, just hold it there for a little bit.
Maybe make a few in different places.
I’d go with a thermite fire started by a drone. Much easier to do and harder to stop. Enough thermite will burn all the way through the boat, burning it and sinking it all at once.
That’s not a practical solution. Ukraine is using practical solutions with drones.
It wouldn’t work for Ukraine because their Drones are being shot at. For a super yacht sitting on a private marina? Totally would work. A couple pounds of thermite and a flair that can be remotely ignited. Land it on the deck press the button, it’ll burn to the haul before they even get the hoses.
Hmmm. I guess for this mental exercise i was thinking of the way to do it that would def land your ass in jail if caught but would avoid bonus penalty charges for things that spectacularly go kaboom for political reasons.
Obviously the classics are still known for a reason. Everyone is saying fire but I think if we put our heads together we could summon the kraken.
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