What the hell is poor Frankie going to do without all the snowstorms in the Midwest?

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Warm winter, woo! Which is really going to suck for anyone downstream of the Pacific Northwest expecting water next spring

“Much wetter than normal” in Florida. Does that mean God wants to drown the suckers?

From droughts to floods, yeehaw

I’m curious how accurate their predictions have been in previous years.

And here I was patting myself on the back for moving north to combat rising temperatures

The forecast is we’re all going to die.

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And there will be no one left to remember our stories.

If we had to sum it up the one word? Horizontally