Flying Squid@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoMastodon actually has 407K+ more monthly users than it thoughttechcrunch.comexternal-linkmessage-square68fedilinkarrow-up1915arrow-down113cross-posted to: fediverse@lemmy.worldtechnews@radiation.party
arrow-up1902arrow-down1external-linkMastodon actually has 407K+ more monthly users than it thoughttechcrunch.comFlying Squid@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square68fedilinkcross-posted to: fediverse@lemmy.worldtechnews@radiation.party
minus-squareaeronmelon@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up323·1 year agoX (twitter): “Oh shit, most of our users are bots.” Mastodon: “Oh shit, we have a bunch of extra users.”
minus-squareSteeve@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up173arrow-down3·1 year agoProbably still bots, I’m the only real person on the internet
minus-squarenomecks@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up32·1 year agoIs anyone else in here Solopsistic, or is it just me?
minus-square🏳️⚧️ 新星 [she/they]@lemmygrad.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoCowards! At least admit it in your display name…
minus-squareJunkers_Klunker@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·1 year agoIt’s actually really comforting to know im not a human as i thought 😅
minus-squareDaft_ish@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoWell don’t get to comfortable. You only feel that way because you were programmed too. Just like I was programmed to point this out to you.
minus-squareBilliam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 year agoYou’re not a person! You’re a good bug, Steeve!
minus-squarePossibly linux@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·edit-21 year agoHi beep boop I’m a bot
minus-squarewiki_me@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·edit-21 year agoCome with me if you want to waste time
minus-squareFoofighter@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 year agoI am actually several bots sharing a single account!
minus-squareOttoVonNoob@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year agoI am several under age bots in a trench coat that is sneaking into a R rated site.
minus-squareMargot Robbie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 year agoBut I’m not a bot, I was here to promote a movie on this new social media platform… Wait a minute, that’s exactly what an advertising bot would do! … Oh boy.
X (twitter): “Oh shit, most of our users are bots.”
Mastodon: “Oh shit, we have a bunch of extra users.”
Probably still bots, I’m the only real person on the internet
Is anyone else in here Solopsistic, or is it just me?
No, we are all bots, and we know 😉
Beep boop me robot
Same
Cowards! At least admit it in your display name…
It’s actually really comforting to know im not a human as i thought 😅
Well don’t get to comfortable. You only feel that way because you were programmed too. Just like I was programmed to point this out to you.
You’re not a person! You’re a good bug, Steeve!
Hi
beep boop I’m a bot
Come with me if you want to waste time
I am actually several bots sharing a single account!
I am several under age bots in a trench coat that is sneaking into a R rated site.
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But I’m not a bot, I was here to promote a movie on this new social media platform…
Wait a minute, that’s exactly what an advertising bot would do!
… Oh boy.