Communick News
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

Anon sets a trap

sh.itjust.works

message-square
18
link
fedilink
  • cross-posted to:
  • onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone
364

Anon sets a trap

sh.itjust.works

🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago
message-square
18
link
fedilink
  • cross-posted to:
  • onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone
alert-triangle
You must log in or register to comment.
  • PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    94
    ·
    1 year ago

    They don’t know whether there’s cool stuff in the new box. They wanted to check it out. Makes sense to me.

    • tetris11@lemmy.ml
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      32
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      1 year ago

      • GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        8
        ·
        1 year ago

        “The box! THE BOX!!”

  • DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    49
    ·
    1 year ago

    Animals become accustomed to food being in traps, so they go into traps expecting food. It is a known phenomenon amongst trappers, I think they call it trap happy?

    Racoons are also naturally curious so that might be helped.

    • Empricorn@feddit.nl
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      45
      ·
      1 year ago

      In “Where the Red Fern Grows”, they describe a homemade trap where a raccoon can reach through a circle of nails and grasp a shiny object like a piece of mirror, etc. Their paw is now too big to fit through it and they are stuck, even though they could let go and leave any time!

      On an unrelated note, I can’t quit my job because I don’t want to lose my health insurance there…

      • killingspark@feddit.org
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        34
        ·
        1 year ago

        On an unrelated note, I can’t quit my job because I don’t want to lose my health insurance there…

        Didn’t expect accurate yet sarcastic commentary on the state of our society in a thread about raccoons being cute idiots

        • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          10
          ·
          1 year ago

          Aren’t we all just cute idiots in the end?

          • killingspark@feddit.org
            link
            fedilink
            English
            arrow-up
            7
            ·
            1 year ago

            I certainly hope someone thinks that’s the case

  • gibmiser@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    42
    ·
    1 year ago

    Curios Bois be curios

  • jabathekek@sopuli.xyz
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    27
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    1 year ago

    looks comfy

    • bassomitron@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      42
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      1 year ago

      That’s because they’ve been frantically digging at the bottom of the cage, tearing up all the grass. I was trying to catch a groundhog and caught a raccoon instead. Little asshole was the most vicious, savage beast I’d ever seen. He wouldn’t even leave after setting it free, he turned around and death glared at me before finally running off.

      • remotelove@lemmy.ca
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        13
        ·
        1 year ago

        It just wanted a hug, s’all.

      • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        6
        ·
        1 year ago

        You won this round, human, but watch your back.

  • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    24
    ·
    1 year ago

    They were curious :(

  • Empricorn@feddit.nl
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    28
    arrow-down
    5
    ·
    1 year ago

    I don’t think you can say “coons” anymore. I think the preferred term is now “pandas experiencing trash-identity”…

  • Ricky Rigatoni@lemm.ee
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    14
    ·
    1 year ago

    New friends

  • gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    6
    ·
    edit-2
    1 year ago

    now i yearn for more cute pictures of raccoons, well done OP

  • stinky@redlemmy.com
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    6
    ·
    1 year ago

    They’re so cute I’m screaming

Greentext@sh.itjust.works

greentext@sh.itjust.works

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !greentext@sh.itjust.works

This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you’re new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

  • Anon is often crazy.
  • Anon is often depressed.
  • Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 1.17K users / day
  • 3.13K users / week
  • 5.22K users / month
  • 14.5K users / 6 months
  • 1 local subscriber
  • 7.48K subscribers
  • 1.66K Posts
  • 51.7K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • 🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.works
  • BE: 0.19.11
  • Modlog
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org