Because this needs to be a regular thing, come forward warriors and announce the feats you have achieved! For the glory of the Empire!
Shouted “FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!” FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
The Empire marches at your call! Glory to your name!
I beat my meat for the glory of the empire
Even self indulgence is to be respected, of not excessive. The Empire grants you glory.
I took my antidepressants FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
A strong body requires a strong mind. And an ailling warrior is a warrior that has fought valliantly until all force was depleted. Care for yourself, brave one! Glory to you!
I pet my cats for the glory of the empire!
Ah, keeping the beasts tame and content. Much honor is to be found in such gesture. Glory to your name!
I scratched my balls, for the glory of the empire!
Itch free, distraction free!
Browsing Lemmy before getting up, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
Took my nighttime anxiety meds… for the glory of the empire!
A warrior uses every tool at their disposal to vanquish their foes!
Self care is an honorable and righteous pursuit. It makes you a more effective foe in battle.
Got off the couch and actually voyaged through the house to my bed for once, where I shall sleep FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE
I prepared breakfast and warm drinks for my household, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
Woke up at two in the morning with crippling anxiety FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE
Ate a peach, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
Nourishment for the warrior!
Scratched my boyfriend’s back for the glory of the Empire!
I actually read a lot of these to him last week. “Strong hair, strong heir” was freaking inspired.
You show care for your mate in the smallest of gestures! A good omen for the future your house! Glory to you!
I brushed my teeth AFOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
The honourable warrior shows self-discipline in their self care. Glory to your name!
I just smoked a bong FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
I switched my indexer from Jackett to Prowlarr FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
Enlighten the hosts of the Imperial Armies on the meaning of such cryptic words!
It has to do with torrents.
