>year 2025

>be fisherman in Nuuk

>start hearing Shaboozey playing on the ocean

>landing crafts appear in the distance

>F-35Cs fly over my head dropping 1000 pound bombs with written messages

>“vibe check”

>“bussin”

>Not like us starts blasting as first vessel beached

>bursts open spilling out broccoliheads wielding M4s whilst scrolling TikTok

>cybertruck in woodland camouflage stuck on rubble

>glacier behind me obliterated by ATACMS

>raw earth spilled everywhere

>17 year old drone operator with a chill guy sticker on his monitor explodes my small wooden boat with a suicide drone

>“Mission accomplished” fireworks flash bigly above USS Donald J. Trump aircraft carrier

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    2 days ago

    bruh I was just tryna catch some cod and now there’s a Cybertruck high-centered on a wet rock and a broccolihead is tryna vape my boat fml 💀💀💀

    (I was really curious what ai would make of your post so I dabbled in some dark magic to produce this)