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nuke@sh.itjust.worksM to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 months ago

Jailbroken F-35s wen?

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Jailbroken F-35s wen?

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nuke@sh.itjust.worksM to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 months ago
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  • Schiffsmädchenjunge@sh.itjust.works
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    I’m using Arch, btw.

    • adub@programming.dev
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      Still doubt they will let anyone fly them with programmer socks.

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        Have you seen how complex these things are? I think programmer socks should be a requirement.

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        Programmer socks are g-suits for desk workers, change my mind.

    • InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works
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      Arch is Canadian too.

      I’m flying Arch, btw. /jet noise

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        I’m flying Arch, btw.

        At least not Gentoo. Would be awkward if you had to enter a holding pattern mid sortie because the bombing software is still compiling.

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    We need to see Doom running On these planes first. That is always the first step.

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      Oh boy, will they be running doom

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    Call the John Deere pirates, they know how to deal with this

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    Look, I wrote a script to send morse code with the rotary cannon.

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      Much better than writing lewd messages to the enemy on the ammunition.

      I propose the following as the default message:

      …-. …- -.-. -.- / -.-- — …- / … -. / .–. .- .-. - … -.-. …- .-… .- .-.

  • knightly the Sneptaur@pawb.social
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    How many GPUs d’ya think they put in those?

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      judging by the sound they make, atleast one running cyberpunk on ultra

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    Probably better to ground them, these things need like a week of maintenance after every flight. You could sell a few to Iran and and they’d be bankrupt in a year.

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