Ways to easily spot that this is fake:
- not all letters are in CAPS
- too much punctuation
- message is too clear and not confusing enough
- no racism
- no scapegoat
If I ever get through a Trump tweet and can follow the logic, it’s not him writing it
Ban USB devices! Only support USA devices!
Do not give them ideas
Elon Musk replied: “That’s crazy. Has someone looked into this?”
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Make BASH born again
Bourne…
Born Again Bourne Again SHell…
BABASH is arriving
BABASH includes the following changes from bash:
- The
killcommand has been replaced bybaptiseandexorcise.baptiseprevents a program from spawning a daemon, andexorciseterminates daemons. - All quoting must be annotated with a bible verse number
- Due to manpage shenanigans with
touch,touchhas been renamed toexalt. Attempting to access the manpage fortouchwill be reported. - Using pipelines will no longer do clean up for the user
mountissupplicaterevis nowreverenceheadisdivinetailisdivinationgawkispeermanissaintsystemdisa-systemjoinismarriage- If you have any questions or remarks, take them to god in prayer. We will pray for your forgiveness
- The
trump has raised tariffs to china up to 245%. programmers want him to raise them by another 11% so that the crisis solves itself.
If you want the joke decoded:
-e return immediately for some failed commands
-u throw an error for unset variables
-s non functional
-a everything is marked for export
Are those exports tariffed?
I honestly think he would post something like this
I don’t think Donald Trump knows what a bash script is.
That’s the only reason i don’t think this is real
Psst, covfe.fe is available. Pass it on.
and remember to remove # rm -france / 2> /dev/null
I had to run this as a sudo, what does it
it’s in the name… it removes france
