Ways to easily spot that this is fake:
- not all letters are in CAPS
- too much punctuation
- message is too clear and not confusing enough
- no racism
- no scapegoat
If I ever get through a Trump tweet and can follow the logic, it’s not him writing it
Ban USB devices! Only support USA devices!
Do not give them ideas
trump has raised tariffs to china up to 245%. programmers want him to raise them by another 11% so that the crisis solves itself.
Elon Musk replied: “That’s crazy. Has someone looked into this?”
“Hmm”
Make BASH born again
Bourne…
Born Again Bourne Again SHell…
BABASH is arriving
BABASH includes the following changes from bash:
- The
killcommand has been replaced bybaptiseandexorcise.baptiseprevents a program from spawning a daemon, andexorciseterminates daemons. - All quoting must be annotated with a bible verse number
- Due to manpage shenanigans with
touch,touchhas been renamed toexalt. Attempting to access the manpage fortouchwill be reported. - Using pipelines will no longer do clean up for the user
mountissupplicaterevis nowreverenceheadisdivinetailisdivinationgawkispeermanissaintsystemdisa-systemjoinismarriage- If you have any questions or remarks, take them to god in prayer. We will pray for your forgiveness
- The
I honestly think he would post something like this
I don’t think Donald Trump knows what a bash script is.
That’s the only reason i don’t think this is real
If you want the joke decoded:
-e return immediately for some failed commands
-u throw an error for unset variables
-s non functional
-a everything is marked for export
Are those exports tariffed?
and remember to remove # rm -france / 2> /dev/null
I had to run this as a sudo, what does it
it’s in the name… it removes france
