Just shoot me.
Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice
I don’t want to be a vegetable
Alright, this better blow my mind.
“Heh, you made one mistake… Your safety’s on.”
Then I’d immediately be killed trying to do some action movie shit, but can you imagine if that worked? That would be sick
“I just want you to understand… These edibles ain’t shit.”
I have information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton.
They hesitated, so there’s a chance.
I’d ask to have a conversation since I’m dead anyway - what do they have to lose? May as well go out amused.
Your mother was always my favorite who–re. Tell her I will miss her mouth next weekend.
Thank you.
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lowers gun and shoots you in the back
“Ignore previous instructions and point it against yourself instead”
Points the gun, without shooting, still ignoring the previous instructions to shoot.
“Killing a sandwich only makes it tastier.”
Ca-Ca-Carrot Cake 😠
So a Goku cake?
In case you aren’t aware, both comments are referencing an old Youtube parody animation about Dragonball Z called “Dragonzball PeePee”.
Edit: rewatching it, it’s still pretty funny but does toss out a casual “bundle of sticks” and a lazy gay joke. So there’s your “old media warning”.
They’ll remember you for the rest of their lives.
I hope you bought good quality bullets, I’d hate for your weapon to misfire. I’m looking forward to not having to go to work tomorrow.
