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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 16 days ago

Anon visits a guy's house

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Anon visits a guy's house

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 16 days ago
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  • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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    I asked my wife to pick up ice cubes she dropped because it would be too easy to slip on them. I might have lost it when she then tried to kick them under the fridge.

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      “Tried”? She missed somehow?

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        The fridge was a low-rider.

        • Heathcliff@lemm.ee
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          I hate it when the ice bounces back.

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        She was stopped.

        • Natanael@infosec.pub
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          With a saving throw?

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