• starman2112@sh.itjust.works
    64·
    1 day ago

    All these comments are trying too hard. The only two options are “OK?” and “that watch?”

    Verbose disses only work in rap

    • KeenFlame@feddit.nu
      121·
      23 hours ago

      Aahhhh winner:

      “that watch?”

      You are awesome. Now the ball is on their side and covered in two layers of diarrhea

    • untorquer@lemmy.world
      141·
      1 day ago

      Alternatively, “And it’s a very nice watch.” Bonus points for riding the line between nonchalance and condescension while still being a compliment.

    • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world
      4·
      21 hours ago

      Or a Guy Richie film.

      “Bleedin 'ell. You’ve bin 'ad mate. Blonde Tony was selling those daan the Nags 'ed last week for a pony. 5 for a ton.”