Merlu@lemmy.ml to Leopards Ate My Face@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days agoDOGE employees are facing a really painful karmaabcnews.go.comexternal-linkmessage-square41linkfedilinkarrow-up1317arrow-down16cross-posted to: politics@lemmy.world
arrow-up1311arrow-down1external-linkDOGE employees are facing a really painful karmaabcnews.go.comMerlu@lemmy.ml to Leopards Ate My Face@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days agomessage-square41linkfedilinkcross-posted to: politics@lemmy.world
minus-squareAceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·edit-27 days ago“So, what is this 5 month gap in your CV” “Well, I was working for DOGE” “Right, I think we know enough and can end this job interview. Thank you for your time. Don’t call us, we’ll call you”.
minus-squareBlackmist@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·7 days ago“That’s when I was kicking the foundations out from under the country while working for a ketamine addict”
minus-squareAlexLost@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·7 days agoDon’t you worry about them, daddy’s got a nother job lined up for them already.
minus-squareAceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·6 days agoThe guy who started bringing one of his young children around as a human shield after the United Healthcare CEO got murdered isn’t going to care about the fate of mere minions.
minus-squareAlexLost@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·6 days agoYeah, their actual fathers are what I’m talking about?! Not Daddy Elon, that’s frickin gross.
“So, what is this 5 month gap in your CV”
“Well, I was working for DOGE”
“Right, I think we know enough and can end this job interview. Thank you for your time. Don’t call us, we’ll call you”.
“That’s when I was kicking the foundations out from under the country while working for a ketamine addict”
Don’t you worry about them, daddy’s got a nother job lined up for them already.
The guy who started bringing one of his young children around as a human shield after the United Healthcare CEO got murdered isn’t going to care about the fate of mere minions.
Yeah, their actual fathers are what I’m talking about?! Not Daddy Elon, that’s frickin gross.