• Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    6 days ago

    “So, what is this 5 month gap in your CV”

    “Well, I was working for DOGE”

    “Right, I think we know enough and can end this job interview. Thank you for your time. Don’t call us, we’ll call you”.

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      “That’s when I was kicking the foundations out from under the country while working for a ketamine addict”

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      6 days ago

      Don’t you worry about them, daddy’s got a nother job lined up for them already.

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        5 days ago

        The guy who started bringing one of his young children around as a human shield after the United Healthcare CEO got murdered isn’t going to care about the fate of mere minions.

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          Yeah, their actual fathers are what I’m talking about?! Not Daddy Elon, that’s frickin gross.