AFC East:
New England Patriots: Gillette Jolt
New York Jets: Namath Nudge
Buffalo Bills: Buffalo Stampede
Miami Dolphins: Ocean Driver
AFC West:
Kansas City Chiefs: Burnt End Barge
Denver Broncos: Mile High Head Butt
Los Angeles Chargers: Rodeo Drive Rush
Las Vegas Raiders: Sin City Surge
AFC South:
Jacksonville Jaguars: Duval Dropkick
Tennessee Titans: Broadway Bash
Houston Texans: Bayou City Bullrush
Indianapolis Colts: Circle City Surge
AFC North:
Pittsburgh Steelers: Steel City Squeeze
Baltimore Ravens: Raven Ram
Cincinatti Bengals: Big Cat Bulldozer
Cleveland Browns: Dawg Pound Dig
NFC East:
Philadelphia Eagles: Brotherly Shove
Dallas Cowboys: Steer Spear
Washington Commanders: Quarterback Sneak
New York Giants: Daniel Jones Injured on the Play
NFC West:
Los Angeles Rams: Hollywood Manhandle
Seattle Seahawks: Lumen Lunge
Arizona Cardinals: The Copper Keeper
San Francisco 49ers: Golden State Send
NFC South:
Carolina Panthers: Panther Pounce
New Orleans Saints: Bourbon Street Bully
Tampa Bay Buccaneers: Davey Jones Blocker
Atlanta Falcons: Peach Punch
NFC North:
Minnesota Vikings: Longboat Lunge
Green Bay Packers: Lombardi Lunge
Detroit Lions: Motor City Keeper
Chicago Bears: Soldier Field Strike
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Sin City Surge sounds like a night after drinking some four lokos and a couple gas station boner pills