AFC East:
New England Patriots: Gillette Jolt
New York Jets: Namath Nudge
Buffalo Bills: Buffalo Stampede
Miami Dolphins: Ocean Driver
AFC West:
Kansas City Chiefs: Burnt End Barge
Denver Broncos: Mile High Head Butt
Los Angeles Chargers: Rodeo Drive Rush
Las Vegas Raiders: Sin City Surge
AFC South:
Jacksonville Jaguars: Duval Dropkick
Tennessee Titans: Broadway Bash
Houston Texans: Bayou City Bullrush
Indianapolis Colts: Circle City Surge
AFC North:
Pittsburgh Steelers: Steel City Squeeze
Baltimore Ravens: Raven Ram
Cincinatti Bengals: Big Cat Bulldozer
Cleveland Browns: Dawg Pound Dig
NFC East:
Philadelphia Eagles: Brotherly Shove
Dallas Cowboys: Steer Spear
Washington Commanders: Quarterback Sneak
New York Giants: Daniel Jones Injured on the Play
NFC West:
Los Angeles Rams: Hollywood Manhandle
Seattle Seahawks: Lumen Lunge
Arizona Cardinals: The Copper Keeper
San Francisco 49ers: Golden State Send
NFC South:
Carolina Panthers: Panther Pounce
New Orleans Saints: Bourbon Street Bully
Tampa Bay Buccaneers: Davey Jones Blocker
Atlanta Falcons: Peach Punch
NFC North:
Minnesota Vikings: Longboat Lunge
Green Bay Packers: Lombardi Lunge
Detroit Lions: Motor City Keeper
Chicago Bears: Soldier Field Strike
I want to hear yours too!
Pittsburgh Plow
The Giants should call it the Pepsi Plunge
Some of these sound like they should be on Urban Dictionary…and I don’t even want to imagine what they’d mean there.
Davey Jones Blocker - Chris Berman salutes you, sir
Daniel Jones injured on the play - now that’s cruel, but still funny
Quarterback sneak - that’s just crazy enough to catch on!
We’re clearly the Seattle Shove or the Pacific Push.
Come on.
^\S
San Francisco 49ers:
Golden State SendPanning for GoldFTFY
Sin City Surge sounds like a night after drinking some four lokos and a couple gas station boner pills
I watched the Colts game and thought “pony push”.
“Qb sneak” made me lol
LOVEBOAT Lunge was right there bruh… and then you shanked it wide left.
Colt jolt?
Horse pile?
Ocean driver? What even is that? Hole-y diver was right there in front of you
Phin pin for the dolphins
Atlanta Ass Ram
OP if somehow, someday, an announcer actually uses the term peach push, I’ll buy you lunch.