Brown zebra.
… ummm … ?? … does this animal fly?
It can, but only downwards.
I’m sure it can fly upwards briefly too if a trebuchet is involved.
I get that catapults are inferior to trebuchets and all, but I still think any decent catapult could also hurl this animal quite far.
Sure, but why settle for mediocrity?
Because that’s what got me to where I am today.
Seahorse 🍤
No I can’t see a horse here, that’s why we’re guessing.
If you cover your eyes, the horse won’t be able to see you either.
✅ The Unicode standard does include a seahorse emoji:
🦐 (shrimp)
🦑 (squid)
🦞 (lobster)
🐠 (tropical fish)
🦈 (shark)
🐟 (fish)
But the actual seahorse is:
🦭 → nope, that’s seal
🦭 ≠ seahorse
The correct seahorse emoji is:
🦭 Seahorse — no, wrong again.
The real one is:
👉 🦭 does not exist as seahorse.
👉 The true seahorse is: U+1F9A9 🦑? Wait — no.
Did it vanish? I vaguely remember there being one in the past. Orangish, facing to the left.
I asked ChatGPT to explain its behavior when this was going around:
Look at my ⬛
my ⬛ is amazing
Well that song is in my head now…
You’re welcome.
Unicorn for sure
Nullcorn.
My guess:
You know what they say “When you hear hoofbeats, think of an ungodly castle/knight amalgamation.”
Hedging my bets: crab
carcinization is a thing, smart guess
The concept of time?
Capibara.
IT’S PIKACHU!!!
…
FUUUUUUUPlease cease and desist from referencing Nintendo’s copyrights without their express written permission.
Dumbass. It’s obviously a Jigglypuff, seen from above!
Can I give it a lick?
Yep. Close your eyes, stick your tongue out, and I’ll guide your head.
Mmmmm! It tastes just like raisins!
…wait a second…
You found where the lemonade is made?
steve
Bober Kurwa
Kaktus kurwa
I’d kill for a nice bober kurwa right now.
1967 Chevy El Camino?
Pug Jesus’ mom
Ayo wait 😭😭
What did pug Jesus do???
got a horse cock
