Put a penis in it.
“A”? Rookie crumbers.
Gives new meaning to the Norwegian term “morrabrød” (morning bread), which is to wake up with a hard-on.
Maybe if you wore something sexy and shown some skin it would have risen to the occasion.
Why is it growing a baguette??
Its just happy to see you
Soon to be inbread then.
That’s what they call a male loaf, or pain masculin in French.
That biscuit’s pretty limp.
That’s what happens when bakers Break Stuff
Amazing reference. Get yourself a cookie.
Thank you. That’s the entire reason I did it.
And stick it up you… yeah
I’m no bread doctor but it looks like your loaf has a prolapse.
The loaf is upside down, that’s what’s wrong!
Try Viagra
you didn’t fluff it enough.
This. You need to cup the flour into balls and accept the yeasty biproducts
No slit? Bread penis it is.
Sex pain
Try showing it a dirty magazine.
Why is that bread a clam?
