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King@sh.itjust.works to pics@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

Gym Parking

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Gym Parking

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King@sh.itjust.works to pics@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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  • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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    How does his massive penis fit inside that tiny car??

    • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club
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      It doesn’t, flaps in the wind.

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    Dude I think you go to a Nazi gym

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    Staring down big American cars in full contact races is literally the Mini’s pedigree.

    POV: https://youtu.be/QAo1ylm304g

    It has no fear here. It knows what to do.

    • Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk
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      BTCC races back in the day were fucking epic. The minis took the corners, the American muscle cars took the straights and the racing was glorious!

      Here is a three-way battle between a Mini, a Ford Galaxie and a Jag for good measure!

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      17 hours ago

      How could anyone not root for the mini?

    • klangcola@reddthat.com
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      18 hours ago

      Ugh, that ending crossing the line, so close!

    • mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca
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      goddamn that’s some good racing

      I love tiny cars for that stuff

    • AllHailTheSheep@sh.itjust.works
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      going through the laguna seca corkscrew on a mini has to feel insane

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    It’s impressive that they’re actually in parking spots. At my gym they typically park in no parking zones because obviously they’re special.

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    I know which car I’d rather have.

    • FatVegan@leminal.space
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      A friend of mine had a mini like that. It was comically tiny, and kind of scary. I think you would die in every accident you’d have in that car.

      I would definitely take the mini

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        At least it wouldn’t lock you in if you have an emergency.

    • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world
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      This is the self preservation society

      (Ironic for a car with no crumple zones)

    • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club
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      There are only three cars to choose from; the Mini, a GLS, and something I don’t even recognise (Vauxhall?).

      Mini is cool tho.

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    Gotta be careful parking next to dumpsters like that.

  • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world
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    Angry British kid - Gigachad - Angry British kid

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      21 hours ago

      Cyber trucks are illegal in the UK?

      • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world
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        It’s a meme. Look up “average fan vs. average enjoyer” meme.

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    Enhance. Yup. Typical owner.

    • Clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works
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      “FUCK 'EM” I can read. Any guesses on the bottom line?

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        • Clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works
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          Thank you.

        • jballs@sh.itjust.works
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          The perfect accessory for when your whole family thinks you’re an asshole and you have no friends.

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            I’d say “fuck’em” is the correct attitude if someone hates you because of the car you drive.

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    Is that a dutch number plate?

    I’m confused, because a) I see two palms in the picture and b) cybertrucks are practically illegal in the EU and c) taking your car across an ocean would be a lot of effort.

    Where is this?

    edit: Problem solved I think. From the original reddit post:

    This appears to be in a US state with no front license plate requirement. In those states, you can put just about anything decorative on the front. This includes fake Euro plates.

    You’re right. This license plate belonged to a Citroen BX and was exported in 2018 so never belonged to this vehicle. You don’t have to turn repeater plates in on export in NL. Only the regular plates.

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      Palms are what’s on the inward side of your hands. You’re thinking of palm trees. 😁

      My first language also defines the word for this tree to be just “palm”. 🙂

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        Thanks but that’s just disambiguation. the word can mean both: https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/palm

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          Alright then.

          I guess some disambiguation would be neat since it’s in reference to an image online. 👍

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    British car: “By George, I’m surrounded!”

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      Another British icon, designed by an immigrant.

      It’s almost like immigration brings new ideas and is good for the economy.

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    Cool Mini!!

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    Why no plates on the Cybercraps? I’m guessing they’re just sitting in a lot, unused?

    lol the green one has graffiti

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      If its America they dont need front plates in most states.

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    Small dick, big dick, small dick

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      All dicks matter

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        King

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          @di.ksjust.matter ??

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    To cucks and a British dude.

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    I miss my mini

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