UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 6 days agoI never use the xray machine. I'm paying good money to fly. I'm gonna get my money's worth by forcing them to touch me all over.lemmy.mlimagemessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up147arrow-down10
arrow-up147arrow-down1imageI never use the xray machine. I'm paying good money to fly. I'm gonna get my money's worth by forcing them to touch me all over.lemmy.mlUltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 6 days agomessage-square1linkfedilink
minus-squareDirty AnCom@discuss.onlinelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·6 days agoWhenever I fly, I always carry an ounce of drugs behind my balls. I’ve learned to enjoy the grope.