
It’s only a model.
You have to know these things when you’re a starship captain, you know.
“Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?”
Not at all! They could be carried!
There are three things you need to remember as a starship captain: 1) keep your shirt tucked in; 2) go down with the ship; and 3) detailed knowledge of ornithology.
Which she will be, in about 30 years!
RIP Star Trek: Legacy

Now that Paramount’s gone MAGA, we’re probably better off.
Most people choose to chew as well before swallowing.

Maybe the captain wanted to see Seven of Nine throat an entire chicken
Neelix definitely wanted that.
Forty African Swallows could carry Seven of Nine on a string tied between them.
That is an amazing visual.
I’m also imagining Ride of the Valkyrie’s playing in the background, which of course is also making me think of Robert Downy Jr. from Tropic Thunder.
~This might not end well for me.~
Neelix: Huh, I don’t know that!.. No, wait!
/wilhelm scream
AHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhh…………….,
sperm.












