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GreenDust@lemmings.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

Bro caught slippin

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Bro caught slippin

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GreenDust@lemmings.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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    I know the sentence has words in it, but I’ve never seen them in that order before.

    Also, who is stealing the firearm?

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      That appears to be a fake mp5 - likely a plastic BB shooter.

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    What is that sentence even supposed to mean? Did I have a stroke?

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      “My [drug dealer] is [feeling the effects] of a [Percocet 30mg] so I stole a quantity of fifteen [hand pressed 10mg oxycodone tablets] and absconded with my loot.”

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        words.zip

        Impressive level of compression!

        • sibannac@lemmy.world
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          Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick?

      • Pringles@sopuli.xyz
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        To abscond should be in more peoples vocabulary.

        • finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world
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          Only reprobates and recidivists abscond!

        • VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz
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          The description reminds me of Problem Sleuth.

      • kayzeekayzee@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        thank you Spamton~

    • Hond@piefed.social
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      my dealer overdosed/got sleepy off a 30mg(?) drug so i stole 15 pressed chemical drugs of the same kind but only with 10mg of ingridient and left.

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        The temu version of Carmakazi’s translation. While effective, it still feels cheap and might break.

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          True, but it was posted like 30 seconds before his translation. I’m not saying its about speed but my try was better than nothing which was the case for half a minute!

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    It doesn’t seem wise to steal from an armed man already on the wrong side of the law…

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      He is incapacitated

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        For now!

  • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Scoop that mp-5

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      Doesn’t look like there’s anything wrong with those kicks either, since we’re here and all

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    For someone passed out they still have good trigger discipline.

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    Another great argument for the second amendment in the US.

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      Well seeing as how he isn’t supposed to have the pills either but does have them he would probably still have the gun 2A or no 2A

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      i don’t get it, is this sarcasm?

      • Diplomjodler@lemmy.world
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        How could I have made it more obvious?

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          There’s a tag people use

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            Nu uh!

            /s

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