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no banana@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 天前

Let's visit the grocery store before the movie

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Let's visit the grocery store before the movie

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no banana@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 天前
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    That face says, “I know it’s a stupid hat, but I’m rich. Whatchagonnadoaboutit?”

    • Yardy Sardley@lemmy.ca
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      I’m getting an “owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome” vibe

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      I can’t tell if that’s the legit size of the hat, or, while still comically large… It’s been “enhanced” for extra humour (like kirks small face edits).

      Like the internal rim that should sit on her head looks too wide to r free sitting on her head the way it is

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    is this the virtual insanity i keep hearing of

    • Dozzi92@lemmy.world
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      5 天前

      Future is made of it, after all.

    • VitoRobles@lemmy.today
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      5 天前

      One of my favorite music videos.

  • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
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    Little known fact, her head fills that entire hat. And it’s transparent.

  • PodPerson@lemmy.zip
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    It’s funny. It’s a big hat.

    • FloatingAlong@lemmy.world
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      Yeah, that’s right. Turd Ferguson. It’s a funny name.

      • PodPerson@lemmy.zip
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        Yeah gimme ape tits for, aaaahh, 9000.

  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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    Fleshlights are easier to clean after.

    • TouchMacaque@lemmy.ca
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      Not necessarily, have you ever tried to eat a fleshlight? Doesn’t work. Have you ever tried to eat a rotisserie chicken? Delicious. Who cares if it’s filled with the cum of my past 6 ejaculations. Plus you can make some tasty broth with the bones after.

      Oh and one more thing, why is a rotisserie chicken ten dollars at the grocery store but the raw uncooked ones are like 14 dollars? Is the discount because I’ve already ejaculated into it 6 times before I even bought it? What a deal!

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        That’s all well and good until you lose all sense of moderation and overload on rotisserie fuckeating until you can’t walk past the Costco meat section without getting an uncontrollable erection.

        • wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Not a problem if you already walk around Costco full mast. Got some wondeful memories of many moments of passion in the Costco restrooms finding out just how many $1 hotdogs I could fit into my rectum. Just try going soft with half a dozen of those delicious meat tubes all up in you.

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            Have we tried just stuffing a chicken with hotdogs like instead

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            • idiomaddict@lemmy.world
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              That’s some Žižek shit right there

            • wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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              That’s disgusting! What are you, some kind of pervert?

              • ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world
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                No then I would’ve asked how many hotdogs do we think Zendaya could fit in her hat

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      ಠ_ಠ

    • StinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.ca
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      You can clean them?!?

  • Xerxos@lemmy.ml
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    When you look hot enough to wear whatever

  • StinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.ca
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    Nice humblebrag affording the cinema, chicken and a nice hat. Oooooo so fancy. La di da.

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      Also, who can afford a Zendaya in THIS economy??

      Disclaimer: just being silly, no actual objectification of or disrespect towards Zendaya intended

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      Rotisserie chickens are pretty cheap, the hat might be thrifted, and the movie might be a matinee

      • StinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.ca
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        Imma pretend its all stolen.

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    She looks baked.

  • BanMe@lemmy.world
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    Wow this meme is 12 years old but was originally Pharrell. I didn’t realize fashion was repeating that quickly these days.

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    She’s smuggling Tom Holland.

  • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world
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    Mr chatterbox

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    Diese dämlichen Promis gehen mir so auf den Sack mit ihrer albernen Selbstdarstellung

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    Reminds me of when i worked at cinema and there was a massive room under the auditorium FILLED with baby strollers

    “Yeah people leave these in here all the time, usually with the fried chicken bucket still inside.”

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    • Tomtits@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Is that the pedo-finder general?

      • Gates9@sh.itjust.works
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        I wouldn’t put that past Jodorowsky

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    I spy a Shiva Lingam with a Yoni base.

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