🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 months agoAnon makes some changessh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square78linkfedilinkarrow-up1522arrow-down113
arrow-up1509arrow-down1imageAnon makes some changessh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 months agomessage-square78linkfedilink
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up88arrow-down1·2 months agoYou don’t want to do a job interview while being backed up with five days of semen you’ll come in your pants if the interviewer says something nice.
minus-squarexkbx@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up47·2 months agoIf you wear a chastity belt it makes a bullet ricochet noise
minus-squaregurty@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up28·2 months agoInterviewer: So, you have an impressive resume… Interviewee: OH NO… TRAIN IS LEAVING THE STATION
minus-squareryannathans@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·2 months agoSpeaking from experience
minus-squareMouselemming@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up8arrow-down1·2 months agoTwist: interviewer is Sharon Stone
minus-squareshynoise@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 months agoScream: interviewer is no Sharon Stone
You don’t want to do a job interview while being backed up with five days of semen you’ll come in your pants if the interviewer says something nice.
If you wear a chastity belt it makes a bullet ricochet noise
Interviewer: So, you have an impressive resume…
Interviewee: OH NO… TRAIN IS LEAVING THE STATION
UH OH SPAGHETTIOS
Speaking from experience
Twist: interviewer is Sharon Stone
Scream: interviewer is no Sharon Stone