“Why don’t you buy her flowers?”

“I didn’t know she sold flowers.”

“Can I see your watch?”

What makes you think I’m wearing a watch?

“I can see it, right there on your wrist!”

Then yes, It seems you can indeed see my watch.

An American is trying to explain to a Russian what freedom of speech is.

American: I can go out to the street and shout for everyone to hear that my president is an idiot.

Russian: I can also go out to the street and shout for everyone to hear that your president is an idiot.

How does her chest penis grow and recede so quickly? Is this a skill someone can learn?