I knew who posted this before looking at the username.
LMFAO
I know this would be the top comment before looking at the comments
Is that even a skirt at that point? Or is it just a belt?
Curtains.
Lets be honest, put a spaghetti strap belt through those loops and you have curtains you can part at the front (or back) so your neighbours can see your rug.
God forbid a girl wants a little airflow
Do you hear that whistling noise?
Whistling noise?
Yeah, it’s everywhere we go.
Hmm, weird. I don’t hear anything. It’s you.
Wear the warning label as a skirt sometimes too, I think ❤️
Loincloth (loinpaper?).
I paid for the birth control and I’m using all of it
Violet, I’m glad you’re getting so much positive attention from random internet strangers. I hope that’s what you need.
Hang on, I’m getting popcorn.
Yoo it’s Violet. Keep on horny posting
That is not a skirt, it’s a necklace
Leg’lace, what do you elf thighs see
It works fine over leggings though.
I’d need one for each leg.
You can hang bells on each hole. Would be pretty funny or cool if you can pull it off.
A moderate tug would pull it off.
You can say that about a lot of things
Not if I put that ball gag in.
~Well… actually… hm.~
Instructions unclear bells bringing uncontrollably as I walk. I pulled one off and it wasn’t funny. But I put it back in and it felt good. The Costco Lady wants it back but not in a hole. I tried. The security guy doesn’t wanna hear about it, but they ring every time I move.
I’m pretty sure I’ve seen bigger belts.
That looks really cute. The skirt is kinda nice too.
Leopard print sheets is an interesting choice.
Haha nice!
No shot this is real
You can see though the holes in that skirt …
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)… This made me think of basically either a cock, balls, or cock and balls, wearing a skirt.
Care, that birth control won’t work without the missing string.
I’m not a fan of white skirts but that one I’d try…
thats so sexy
The skirt that guarantees your birth control is going to get tested 🤭
That sounds fun xD
Both the prelude as absolutely everyone’s eyes are fixed on your sexy arse and the outcome once someone is mounted on it, gripping your hips as they drive you towards a hurried powerful orgasm
