Back when the anti-5G hysteria was at it’s peak, I wanted to sell cheap latex paint mixed with iron filings as a “high tech” coating that would prevent the 5G radiation from entering your home through the windows at the low, low price of $119 a gallon. (It also conveniently marked which houses the folks selling knives, magazines, and vacuums should visit.)
Welcome to !leopardsatemyface@lemmy.world! Where we lick our wounds, laughing at the misfortunes of those who would inflict those same misfortunes on the rest of us.
Was it an officially endorsed product or just some other grifter cashing in with cheap Aliexpress 3rd party merch because NGL, I thought about doing the latter.
A piece of shit sold by a piece of shit to gullible pieces of shit. Ha ha, let’s point and laugh.
Damn my sense of morals and ethics. I could be making bank selling cheap Ali Express watches to magats right now.
Back when the anti-5G hysteria was at it’s peak, I wanted to sell cheap latex paint mixed with iron filings as a “high tech” coating that would prevent the 5G radiation from entering your home through the windows at the low, low price of $119 a gallon. (It also conveniently marked which houses the folks selling knives, magazines, and vacuums should visit.)
Sucks having a conscience sometimes.
Keep it from entering your home? Or from entering your head… Uncle freedom’s anti-5G head paint
Make sure you get it right over the nose and mouth, can’t be too careful!
Also makes the perfect flouride-free mouthwash… I’m gonna live FOREVER!!!
Welcome to !leopardsatemyface@lemmy.world! Where we lick our wounds, laughing at the misfortunes of those who would inflict those same misfortunes on the rest of us.
Was it an officially endorsed product or just some other grifter cashing in with cheap Aliexpress 3rd party merch because NGL, I thought about doing the latter.
Thanks! I forgot to point!