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I believe that’s Johnny Gash
“I… got… gashed by an exposed piece of wire…”
“I’m cut in half real bad Dewey!”
That’s the sort of thing that starts talking to the protagonist in a dark-comedy/horror movie that takes a turn for the existential and depressing near the end.
… basically, whatever you name it or it names itself, DO NOT TAKE ITS ADVICE
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Tetanus
Rusty
Staph
Scarface
Slash
Uncle Fester
Finguy McStabby
Sure let’s do that in last name, first name format:
Hospital, Trip
No matter how you call him, do not listen to what he says.
Malcolm, since it’s in the middle.
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Ghastly
Laceration Larry
Everybody named Flippy, stand up!
Clyde
