You must log in or # to comment.
I don’t claim to be great. I’m more of an okay ape. How am I like a crab?
Your mom’s a fucking Mammal crab
Alright, you got me curious… why crabs, specifically?
Meanwhile, here’s a trivia question for you— what ancient, living arthropod (you know, the phylum that contains, insects, arachnids, and crustaceans) can rightly be called a “turtle-spider” because of its body-shape and pace of locomotion on land?
Ze Frank with Ze Answer.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carcinisation
Creatures always eventually evolve into crabs
And are you looking forward to it?
CRAB PEOPLE! CRAB PEOPLE! WALK LIKE CRAB, TALK LIKE PEOPLE!
You’re gonna need to elaborate on this one…
