Funny… I just burned the shit out of my tongue on pizza rolls last night
But then I can’t eat the fire demon.
OR a frost demon.
Stupid 950-watt microwave
Why the naked rolls? Are you people not tossing your rolls in a little melted butter and parmesan cheese? Blasphemous, barbaric. Completely unacceptable. Naked pizza rolls…😝
Truffle salt.
You sir, are going to get me dead.
Girl, you got this😉 Just a few extra calories.
Uh…I’ve been eating pizza rolls the wrong way all this time.
They’ve started selling Pizzarolls with garlic or nacho cheese powder on the outside. They seem like a mess.
Calcifer
I fight my demons head on thank you very much. Seems quiet selfish to release them to torture the world. I am resistant to heat and freeze damage, I can take it.
The 'Za-wraiths?
This, but with more toppings.
got 'er!
Is this what it feels like to chew 5 gum?
It’s called a Djinn.
I wish my tongue not get burnt
“Granted”
Burns finger
i wish this salsa not burn my mouth
“I kept it in the fridge for the past 4 weeks so it should be cool enough to eat by now.”
drops it; it sets the drapes on fire
See, there’s your problem. You’ve got to keep them in the fridge for at least 5 weeks, longer if they’ve come into contact with direct sunlight at any point after cooking. If the other food in your fridge is still smoking, you can bet they’re still too hot.
Yesterday it was gaseous form at the guild party, now this. I’m starting to wonder about Lemmy mages.
But I love taming demons with my tongue tho
