• WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    14 hours ago

    I pray this reaches you so I’m not the only old person burdened with this knowledge. I’m sorry, it’s the only way to rid myself of the curse.

    Clavicular is an online “looks maxer” who preaches that the only thing that matters in life is your physical appearance, which should be improved at all cost. He suggests methods such as “bone smashing”, methamphetamine, and plastic surgery to achieve a facial structure that is as close as possible to some arbitrary ratios that they consider to be ideal. He is extremely famous with the youth, some of whom have followed in his footsteps to disastrous effect.

    He also ran a man over with a car, pulled a gun on someone who came to his door, and injected erection medication into his dick with Adam22 (as bro’s do).

    Now you know. I’m sorry. Pass it on to someone else as quick as you can, or else Clavicular will start chasing you! /s

    • JackbyDev@programming.dev
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      7 hours ago

      If you say clavicular three times in a bathroom mirror, he’ll appear and chase you with a hammer to even our your cheek bones

    • shalafi@lemmy.world
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      9 hours ago

      This is the internet equivalent of showing someone a haunted VHS tape.

      SEVEN DAYS!

    • imadethis@fedinsfw.app
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      6 hours ago

      Okay, wow, thanks for the summary. How the hell do these folks get popular in the first place?

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        58 minutes ago

        for clav, he suddenly started blanketing social media no thanks tho Peter thiel, who seems to pushing him as the new “gen-z manosphere dude”, thiel likely is also into him too(his last BF was defenestrated in 24)