Chief O’Brien, arriving in hell: “Finally, respite from all the torture!”
There he has 100 wives.
He has to pass through 100 rooms to get to his dinner of mash and stew.
Each room holds a Keiko. Each Keiko is angrier than the previous by 20-40%. Each Keiko has an issue Miles has to solve while the Keiko yells at him.
Even in the afterlife your engineering skills are still super valuable? Sounds like my kind of religion.
No rest for the weary
Megafurnace failures are the exception. It’s mostly setting up printers and walking people through things over the phone.
Satan
setting up printers
…checks out…
Oh yeah, that’s the stuff.
Why did Scotty go to hell? 😢
For habitually exaggerating repair times so that he’d look like a miracle worker.
“Starfleet captains are like children. They want everything right now and they want it their way. But the secret is to give them only what they need, not what they want.”
LaForge: But don’t you hold the rank of Captain?
A wise leader recognises the pitfalls of the job.
He didn’t, he went to Stovokor. He’s about to fistfight Satan for the keys to the utility cupboard.
Hmm, is general drunkenness a sin? Or maybe all red shirts are just damned.
