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Gates9@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago

“I only wanna get fucked by warriors! No fatties, no trannies, no beardos, no weirdos, no wimps, no radicals. Just WARRIORS! Big, massive, hard-dicked WARRIORS!”

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“I only wanna get fucked by warriors! No fatties, no trannies, no beardos, no weirdos, no wimps, no radicals. Just WARRIORS! Big, massive, hard-dicked WARRIORS!”

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Gates9@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago
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    I can only blame 300 for this.

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    I’ve always felt that guys that cared way tooich about things like being alpha, test levels, being a man, etc are extremely closeted. You gotta be gay asf to be all up in some mans blood and being concerned over test levels…

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      things like being alpha

      If you have to tell everyone else you’re an alpha…you’re NOT the alpha

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    He’s replacing the saltpeter in the chow halls in basic with viagra dust.

    Apparently he’s personally “taste testing” each man’s “spermial voracity” and rating them for “call me later” or " hey babe - my office - right now - that’s an order soldier".

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    Beards aren’t manly? Pretty sure a lot of the ripped ass dudes in 100 had facial hair.

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      I recall that every picture I saw or video I watched of US special forces in Afghanistan, they were bearded and looked like they could punch a grizzly.

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    Guys, is it wrong to surround yourself with manly men? It is only because I value our military men so much, swear to god!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24v3C37JLwA

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    Giving big Ramranch energy

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    I’ve never seen anyone…gay, straight, or otherwise…more vocally obsessed about surrounding himself with buff, smooth, moisturized men than Pete.

    The manliest of men.

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      https://youtu.be/G59JnM4JKNQ

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    • cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works
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      Unfortunately, what some idiot in Kansas thinks about trans kids affects the price of gas for everyone.

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    OMG… that fivehead

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    Sounds like a regular visitor of Ram Ranch.

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    OP are you trans?

    • Nouvellalia@lemmy.world
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      Nope, but I guess the magats have moved the window far enough over that people can just use the word whenever they want again.

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    Can we like not use this as an excuse to keep posting the fucking t slur for fuck sake jesus christ

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    Is that you Pete? Have you been shooting up all the testosterone again?

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      He needs his gender affirming care.

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    american politics GO AWAY

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    did you mean to post this in /c/gay or something?

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      I mean half the quote is verbatim, the other half is the obvious subtext. Sorry if a gay shitpost offends you.

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        Where’s the quote from?

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          The looming face is U.S. “secretary of war” Pete Hesgeth, the human equivalent of gas station boner pills.

          He sucks.

          https://www.military.com/hegseth-quantico-dod-secretary-covers-ai-religion-war-fighting-gender-and-the-press

          Screen shot from down the page:

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            Thanks for all the context!

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          Hegseth put on a… speech? Here’s a Daily Show video on it.

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            oh it’s another fucking american politics thread nice

            fucking americans

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              No one is stopping you from posting politics from your country.

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                please don’t

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                🙄

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