• Magrath@lemmy.ca
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    1 year ago

    Actually this dude I worked with replaced water with diet Pepsi. He said the tap water was filled government nanobots or something. Hasn’t drank water in 20 years. But he’s not sane so…

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      1 year ago

      It is. and you see, he’s replacing the government nanobots.

      but. you should tell him about the Coke Industries nanobots… implanting viral marketing in his head.

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          1 year ago

          Tap water from Mexico. Still has nanobots, also comes with worms. And because it lacks the alchohol in tequila… the worms survive and that’s why you don’t notice.

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      1 year ago

      Government nanobots must weigh quite a bit, so maybe he’s lost some weight after the switch?