Actually this dude I worked with replaced water with diet Pepsi. He said the tap water was filled government nanobots or something. Hasn’t drank water in 20 years. But he’s not sane so…
Tap water from Mexico. Still has nanobots, also comes with worms. And because it lacks the alchohol in tequila… the worms survive and that’s why you don’t notice.
Actually this dude I worked with replaced water with diet Pepsi. He said the tap water was filled government nanobots or something. Hasn’t drank water in 20 years. But he’s not sane so…
It is. and you see, he’s replacing the government nanobots.
but. you should tell him about the Coke Industries nanobots… implanting viral marketing in his head.
Or that one of the main ingredients in Diet Coke is, you know, water…
Tap water from Mexico. Still has nanobots, also comes with worms. And because it lacks the alchohol in tequila… the worms survive and that’s why you don’t notice.
Government nanobots must weigh quite a bit, so maybe he’s lost some weight after the switch?