Do people still buy greeting cards? I feel like “get good soon” could be a bestseller.
I partial to " Get better!
Or else."Sending and getting cards is great. Highly recommend it


Remember Tom Paris? He’s back. In pog form.
haha tenforward is fire lately
LATELY!?1?
Yes sorry, I misspoke.
Probably should have been Ensign Kim
No, she knows Kim can’t do better. He’ll be an Ensign forever.
A pile of unsent “congratulations on the promotion” cards addressed to Kim, sitting dusty on a shelf.
<kegpin> I gotta go.
<Krebstar> ok, get better soon, keg.
<puppyfish> aww… is keg sick?
<Krebstar> nope. I just think he could be better than he is.
I’ve seen something like this before, but it was with the Doctor.
Doctor: “Captain! I wonder if you would like to sign this ‘Get Better Soon’ card for Mr. Paris.”
Janeway: “‘Get Better Soon?’ I didn’t know you were treating Tom for an illness.”
Doctor: “Oh, I’m not. I simply think that he should get better. At everything. Particularly at being a medic. And that he should do so soon.”
Wish? Command? Does it matter?







