Members of Trump’s administration begin being prosecuted. The Supreme Clownshow didn’t give them all immunity
I think a lot of us are waiting for the same headline.
There is someone who works a new stand. Everyday an elderly man walks up to the stand, looks at the news papers and the walks of in disgust.
Eventually the worker stops the old man and asks him “Why do you do that every day?”
The old man says “I am looking for a specific obituary.”
The worker says “But the obituaries are in the back on the new paper.”
The old man says “Not this one.”
I check headlines everyday for the big win. Everyone at work is planning a huge party for when it happens. If I happen to be off shift that day I’ll be dancing in the streets with everyone else.
They don’t make a beer mug big enough for the celebration that will ensue after he dies.
I don’t think it’ll matter if I’m on shift or not…
Trump sentenced to 400 years solitary confiment after being found guilty.
Drug found that can extend life to 500 years.
A quick death is too good for some
>invents immortality
>sentenced to life in prisonheheheh
Donald Trump, JD Vance, Marco Rubio, Pete Hegseth, Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, Nancy Pelosi. Chuck Schumer, Vladimir Putin, Rupert Murdoch, Sam Altman. Dario Amodei, Kim Jong Un, Xi Jinping, Donald Trump Jr., Eric Trump, Jared Kushner, Kamala Harris, and Russell Vought all die mysteriously seemingly within minutes of each other.
I think you forgot Netanyahu.
Oh yeah. And Gavin Newsome too.
Stephen Miller too.
You’ve got Kamala Harris on there but not Peter Thiel?
Yeah, ok bud.
Why is Kamala Harris lumped in there?
I’ll tell you why. If a Democrat wins the presidency in 2028 they will need to be nearly superhuman to address the scale of destruction the Trump administrations have done to this country. She’s shown none of those qualities. She was chosen as VP to get the black vote and then put up against Trump out of fear that if they didn’t, after Biden finally decided to drop out, that they’d lose the black vote. Democrats are the controlled opposition. Controlled by money and power. They have to break free from that and chart a new course. Kamala Harris isn’t even close to being the person who can do that. And she’s thinking about running again, and people who don’t think will vote for her. That has to be stopped.
No disagreement, but I wouldn’t put her on the same level as Trump, Putin, Altman, and Musk. I wouldn’t wish her harm.
“Tech market crashing. Massive economic down turn.”
“Russia overwhelmed, can no longer sustain war.”
“United States completely crashes. Becomes third world country.”
“Upper class mass murder! Multiple billionaires and multi millionaires assassinated!”
he’s dead
On weekends, we hear fireworks occasionally on the weekends. We assume it’s for whatever sports game is in season.
But I always check the headlines real quick
“Donald Trump, Disgraced President of the USA, Dead at 81”
…twice impeached and convicted of 34 felonies…
I’d rather see him in jail, but this is the next best thing.
When is the ORANGE OBITUARY!
Obituary, but I keep getting the wrong ones.
(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
“AfD Banned”
Russia defeated in Ukraine
“Putin Dead”
Too easy… “Putin sentenced for life in Hague tribunal”
For that we have to let poland of its leash
The thing that saddens me isn’t a headline like that, it is that there will be more like him afterwards. :(
Power vacume like in the 90s i suppose. All depends how and when he dies
During Trump’s first term, I kept predicting that one day he would go missing, along with one of his helicopters, and turn up in Russia weeks later
“Against all expectations, the former United States of America has been replaced by a new, socialist government, and promised land back and self-determination up to and including secession for indigenous peoples.”
Obituary for CEOs of AI companies
