I’m picking the guy who isn’t totally gassed by the 4th quarter

I’m not expecting the 7-footer coming off a foot injury to play enough games to qualify

Lakers fans just realizing LeBron isn’t the coach

The team is cooked. Run the clock out on Embiid, retire his jersey, and roll the dice on a rebuild

Benjamin Simmon

Yet the best team is in Colorado

Melo purposefully tosses every opportunity he has to win anything

Current day Joe Johnson

The only upside to the current trajectory of the Hawks is being able to retire Trae’s number when he retires.

Trash it and start fresh

I bet Kelly Oubre has a diligent skincare routine that makes him very soft and supple