It’s the LeCurse. Team up with a superstar teammate, get 1 year of their superstar selves, then be forced to increasingly carry as they decline into oblivion, all the while double digit NPCs scream ‘sUpErStAr TeAmAtEs his whole career’ on YouTube.

He’s so good x4

Tim Duncan’s longevity is vastly overrated and somewhat manufactured.

Not many superstars have the luxury of being able have their minutes limited starting age 28, and his decline coincided perfectly with the rise of Manu, Parker and eventually Kawhi.

GOLDENEYE.

LeEugenics.

Some of the best clutch stats in history belong to him. Why are you stupid? Are you trying to be stupid?

If LeBron didn’t exist we’d be throwing flowers at KD for his longevity.

I truly hope this man ends up ringless. Maybe his annual Playoff injury woes are penance for this kind of behaviour.

For reasons that elude me, Kyrie is one of those players’ players who others vouch for no matter what.