Like dead serious, bro has a once in a lifetime DNA. He should create a whole country out of it. And call it The Kingdom.
But anyone that gets pregnant from his sperm can’t have any access to LeBron’s money.
its why LeBron has no father, he was made from his own sperm
Ouroburon
This dude really out here thinkin’ about LeBron’s cum.
jackin’ it like Dion Waiters or vintage Antoine Walker
Don’t be immature. We are having a serious adult conversation here.
So anyway are we talking IVS or is Lebron going to plow town on all these chicks in The Kingdom?
If we’re doing ivs then why limit it to 500? Not ambitious enough. This is the king we’re talking about here
IVS, obviously. Let’s be serious here. And of course the extraction method is going to be volunteer Redditors from this sub giving him handies.
volunteer Redditors
Idk if that’s the route you wanna go. They won’t have the self-control to limit themselves to their hands and not swallow. Can’t save up the sperm that way
LeSperm
OP just wants to drink it. Like a whole milkshake of it.
This is peak off season chat. What’s it doing here, now?
It’s a “serious question”, don’t joke around here
And they said the stephews were bad….
Better question, why isn’t the military using LeSperm to create the most unguardable army in mankind’s history?
How u think Lebron was created?
Sugar, spice, and everything nice
If the MCU taught me anything the super-soldier is never black.
Hawkeye, Black Widow, Captain America, Bucky: all enhanced people’s with some form of the original serum.
Black Falcon? Fly your ass around with these uzis from 1983.
War Machine? We know you’re crippled but can’t do nothin for ya man.Already healeda crippled Latino, so have some magic legs, Gump.
Nick Fury? Director of the Greatest spy agency in the world. Leader of Gods, and aliens, and enhanced beings can’t get none either.
Mans don’t know about Isaiah Bradley smh
Well maybe they have… The troops are just now going through basic training. WW3 gonna have a wild highlight reel.
People here aren’t enlightened enough for this question. Better to ask at nbacirclejerk
Maybe if you ask him nicely he’ll even let you work that shaft for free. go get some boy!
This reminds of when Ted Williams’ son froze his corpse to preserve his DNA. Maybe Bronny will freeze Lebron’s corpse when he dies
LeCum
So is there a movie / show called ‘The Kingdom’? Where people have access to another person’s memories?
Spoken like a true die hard lebron fan
Nick right is that you? Probably because you’re hogging it all.
Because I would start putting it with my cereal
Nah nephew…delete this
Him and Serena should just do an IVF and see how the baby turns out.
this shit can’t be the product of a healthy mind