Looks fine

Junk

Your list of service centers seems just to be local watchmakers from various independent stores that carry Ball. I guess they don’t have a service center that they run?

This is madness!!!

These are not belts and shoes. And they don’t make brown rings. I don’t think they need to match.

I’m starving.

One day bumpers will magically rotate 360 degrees but today, is not that day and we are ok with it.

Lie. Lie about your lies. Then lie some more. Eventually she will be so confused and suspicious she will start questioning reality. And eventually you can have a watch collection you can be proud of.